Monday, February 21, 2011

The girl who takes stories and tells them like they are hers.


" I keep sweaters in my stove " if you are a fan of Sex and the City, you know that Carrie Bradshaw said this. Now, according to the woman i am referring to she keeps sweaters in her stove. I overhear this person daily talking to her airhead friends and pretending to live a movie star life. it is crazy that it upsets me, but why doesn't anyone call her out? I would except it would be creepy because I can't see them i can only hear them and it really isn't my place or my business,

She also told her friends that she came up with a really awesome system, she was laying in bed one night and thought- omg I can take polaroids of my shoes and put them on the outside of my shoeboxes and know what shows are in there. Uh, try watching every single episode of cribs with famous weirdos stacking their shoes and wasting Polaroid film with this foolishness.

She never credits her source, she should be fined for it.

Oh and isn't it neat that while on a retreat with her husband, they accidentally signed up for a couple building retreat having to do therapy and yoga. No one noticed she was describing the movie couples retreat.



Every time she opens her mouth and people love her stories, a piece of my spirit dies.

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Tuesday, February 1, 2011